once my uncle flipped backwards off a swing and hit his head so hard he lost his sense of smell
once my uncle got drunk while he was in the army in germany and got a pink, flying unicorn tattooed across his entire upper arm
once my uncle skateboarded around the top of a water tower then got in it and swam around
what i’m trying to say is don’t be like my uncle
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame